75 Witty Responses to How Have You Been When You Have to Summarize a Whole Era

Witty Responses To How Have You Been

How have you been sounds simple until you realize it wants an entire stretch of your life compressed into one sentence. The freeze usually happens because people try to summarize months or years instead of just landing one line that works. What follows are witty responses to how have you been sorted by the kind … Read more

65 Funny Ways to Answer What’s New When Absolutely Nothing Is New

Funny Ways To Answer Whats New

“What’s new” is the question that punishes a normal week the hardest, because it sounds like it wants a headline and most weeks do not have one. You do not need an actual headline. You need a reply that treats an ordinary stretch of life as material instead of a failure to report something. Below … Read more