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75 Funny Responses to “What Are You Doing” That Make Nothing Sound Interesting

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Funny Response To What Are You Doing

What are you doing might be the most boring honest question in texting, mostly because the honest answer is rarely worth typing out. I have watched people freeze on this exact question more times than almost any other, not because they don’t know what they’re doing, but because admitting it out loud feels weirdly embarrassing. … Read more

80 Funny Replies to “I’m Bored” That Give Them Something Better Than “Same”

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Funny Replies To Im Bored

I’m bored is the laziest opening line in texting, and also the easiest one to win. After nine years behind a bar, I watched it land on someone’s phone a thousand different ways, as a complaint, a hint, a dare, sometimes just noise to fill a quiet five minutes. What follows is not a stack … Read more