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85 Clever Replies to What’s Up That Beat Not Much

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Clever Replies To Whats Up

What’s up doesn’t ask for much, but it still wastes a beat of momentum every time someone answers with not much or nothing. After nine years of watching bar regulars stare at this exact text wondering what to send back, I’ve sorted the real options into something useful: clever replies to what’s up that fit … Read more

60 Comebacks When Someone Calls You Stupid That Stay Sharp, Not Shaky

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Comebacks When Someone Calls You Stupid

Someone just called you stupid, and the first instinct is to prove them wrong with a speech. That is the trap. I have watched it happen behind enough bars to know that the moment you start explaining yourself, you have already lost the room. What actually works is shorter, calmer, and a lot less defensive … Read more