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65 Passive Aggressive Text Comebacks That Call Out the Tone Without Sounding Petty

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Passive Aggressive Text Comebacks

Passive aggressive texts are built to make you look dramatic if you answer the tone instead of the words. I have watched this exact trap close on people behind a bar for years, the eye roll typed out as “no worries lol” while everyone in the room knows there are worries. This is where I … Read more

80 Funny Answers to How Are You That Do Not Kill the Conversation

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Funny Answers To How Are You

Someone asks how you are, and your brain goes blank exactly when you wanted to sound interesting. This breaks down funny answers to “How are you?” based on who’s actually asking, because the line that works on a close friend falls flat on a coworker, and the one that’s safe for a coworker reads as … Read more